Gunnar Raborn was born to play football. His parents named him ‘Gunnar.’ If you can name one accountant named Gunnar, I’ll sell you my collection of pogs (slammers included). Gunnar has a roster spot on arguably the most storied collegiate football program on the planet. Does it matter that his position may be the least respected on the squad? Does it bare any consequence that he didn’t see any action in 2015? The answer: it absolutely does not. The proof: His girlfriend–Monica Estep, a member of Alabama’s icy-hot sorority Alpha Phi. Good for you, Gunnar. You sly son-of-a-bitch.