Christie Brinkley was born in 1954. Let that sink in for a second. Nineteen-fifty-four. No way anyone, male or female, born then should look this good now. Apparently she is still drinking from the Fountain of Youth or participating in whatever secret ritual that people like her, Jennifer Lopez , Elizabeth Hurley and the like do to stay young. I mean, seriously. I have asked time and time and time again, how is it possible for this woman to be in her 60s? She even still looks amazing in a bikini for God’s sake! It simply DOES NOT compute. I repeat, she was born in NINETEEN-FIFTY-FOUR, people! Now here she is at some New York Fashion Week shindig wearing the kind of revealing, tight dress you see on woman LESS than half her age and looking HOTTER than most! I don’t get it. I love it, but I don’t get it.